Showing posts with label Body Parts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Body Parts. Show all posts

Thursday, July 5, 2012

On The Floor


I'm going to miss this ...



......................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
Bob The Dog

Sunday, April 25, 2010

#104: Body Parts #10 - D'feat


Honestly .....
they're just feet .....

(Yes. Matter'n fact, you did miss other Body Parts entries. Here they are.)

.......................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#104 of 365 (Second Go Around)
Don't fail me now.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

#27: Body Parts #9 - Legs


The Normal.

(I know. You missed other editions of my Body Parts series. You can find them here.)


.......................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#27 of 365 (Second Go Around)
She's got legs ... she knows how to use them .....

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

#9: Body Parts #8 - The Cheek Bone


Yes ... I have strange sleep habits.

Every once in a while, I will arise with some odd mark on my face.

I will awaken some mornings looking like someone cold-cocked me in my sleep.

Every now and again, I will have a "third eye" smack dab in between my two regular ones, positioned just atop my nose.

My forehead will look as if I was out carousing the night before, complete with scratches and markings.

I had the abrasion you see above in evidence when I looked in the mirror
yesterday morning. How it got there I haven't a clue.

It could be the work of Bob The Dog. Or, perhaps,
The Blue People.

I'm not certain. Feel free to guess .....

.......................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#9 of 365 (The Second Go Around)
And the cheek bone's connected to the .....

Monday, January 18, 2010

#7: Body Parts #7 - The Hand


In the continuing "Body Parts" series ..... offered here is "The Hand".

This hand (it just so happens to be mine) comes courtesy of a season's worth of holiday decorating.

Cuts. Bruises. Cracks. Jagged nails. (They definitely need to be trimmed. Longer nails come in handy during decorating. You don't want to know.)

Torn to shreds cuticles. (I've had more pine needles jabbed up beneath them than I care to admit ... and they hurt like a son of a gun. In addition, they're so ragged, they could double as an alien landscape in some up and coming science fiction flick.)

Additional slashes obscure my fingertips. (Trust me: if I ever decide to go "serial killer", the authorities haven't got anything on my fingerprints - I'm unrecognizable.)

Sap and electrical tape stains mar my palms. Scabs which will turn into marks of the season will forever be reminders of 2009.

These are the badges of the year's end of workery.

(If you've missed any, here are the rest of the Body Parts series.)


.......................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#7 of 365 (The Second Go Around)
Ouch.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

#345: Body Parts #6 - Glutei Maximi


In the continuing "Body Parts" series, offered here is not one, but two glutei maximi.

Okay ... technically, one and one half .....


.......................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#345 of 365
The trousers stay on .....
(Thanks for playing, Doc!)

Thursday, September 10, 2009

#241: Body Parts #5 - The Teefs


Someone got new braces.

And they're green .....

....................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#241 of 365

Monday, August 31, 2009

#231: Body Parts #4 - Da Foots


Right .....

....................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#231 of 365

Thursday, August 27, 2009

#227: You Can See Out The Cavity
(Body Parts #3 - Big Tooth)

To some, this is nothing more than an advertisement.

Others? A nightmare come true.


....................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#227 of 365

I'dn't realized this could well be an edition to Rupe's "Body Parts" series of blog entries until that wiley Jerry Thomas informed Rupe of such. Thanks, Jerry!


Sunday, August 23, 2009

#223: Body Parts #2 - Family Jewels


Riding a Pederson Bicycle is an adventure in physicality.

While the upright position and Royal handle bar provide a unique and anatomically beneficial ride, the position of the crotch "resting" in the hammock seat does not. The little "pouch" in the seat has need of being a tad "deeper" so that one doesn't revert to voice-changing pre-pubescence.


....................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#223 of 365


Friday, August 21, 2009

#221: Body Parts #1 - The Nose


Proof the nose is not symmetrical with respect to the face.

Not quite .....

....................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#221 of 365