Wow. Hard to believe that was unintentional! Can you say, "disgruntaled worker"? Of course, the infamous Chuck E Cheese worker kills everyone happened right here in Denver!! Yea!
Back in the day we always took the kids to the local, err, "Uck's" at 4PM sharp - by 5:30 or so the place would be crawling with kids with runny noses and coughs; the tables and games were all germ-infested and greasy; and little hands were always trying to grab our skeeball winnings...
I know I've been to this particular establishment. I cannot recall consumption of the food. I am sure I hosed my son down with disinfectant upon departure. "Don't touch your eyes! Keep your hands away from your face. ACK! Here's a haz-mat suit, honey. Remember, mommy only wants to protect you."
I can't imagine why I loved that place as a kid. I actually preferred the other other one (Showbiz?) But Uck's would do just fine when I needed a pizza and arcade fix!
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Wow. Hard to believe that was unintentional! Can you say, "disgruntaled worker"? Of course, the infamous Chuck E Cheese worker kills everyone happened right here in Denver!! Yea!
Back in the day we always took the kids to the local, err, "Uck's" at 4PM sharp - by 5:30 or so the place would be crawling with kids with runny noses and coughs; the tables and games were all germ-infested and greasy; and little hands were always trying to grab our skeeball winnings...
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
I know I've been to this particular establishment. I cannot recall consumption of the food. I am sure I hosed my son down with disinfectant upon departure.
"Don't touch your eyes! Keep your hands away from your face. ACK! Here's a haz-mat suit, honey. Remember, mommy only wants to protect you."
I can't imagine why I loved that place as a kid. I actually preferred the other other one (Showbiz?) But Uck's would do just fine when I needed a pizza and arcade fix!
I have been a parent for 26 child years and have yet to set foot in said establishment.
i think i should get an award.
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