Wow. Hard to believe that was unintentional! Can you say, "disgruntaled worker"? Of course, the infamous Chuck E Cheese worker kills everyone happened right here in Denver!! Yea!
Back in the day we always took the kids to the local, err, "Uck's" at 4PM sharp - by 5:30 or so the place would be crawling with kids with runny noses and coughs; the tables and games were all germ-infested and greasy; and little hands were always trying to grab our skeeball winnings...
I know I've been to this particular establishment. I cannot recall consumption of the food. I am sure I hosed my son down with disinfectant upon departure. "Don't touch your eyes! Keep your hands away from your face. ACK! Here's a haz-mat suit, honey. Remember, mommy only wants to protect you."
I can't imagine why I loved that place as a kid. I actually preferred the other other one (Showbiz?) But Uck's would do just fine when I needed a pizza and arcade fix!
I certainly hope you're listening to Grizzly Bear or NIN or Bob Dorough or something interesting while perusing this information. It will only enhance your enjoyment while you flip through this blog ...
I mean ..... you ARE, aren't you ... ?!?
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Wow. Hard to believe that was unintentional! Can you say, "disgruntaled worker"? Of course, the infamous Chuck E Cheese worker kills everyone happened right here in Denver!! Yea!
Back in the day we always took the kids to the local, err, "Uck's" at 4PM sharp - by 5:30 or so the place would be crawling with kids with runny noses and coughs; the tables and games were all germ-infested and greasy; and little hands were always trying to grab our skeeball winnings...
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
I know I've been to this particular establishment. I cannot recall consumption of the food. I am sure I hosed my son down with disinfectant upon departure.
"Don't touch your eyes! Keep your hands away from your face. ACK! Here's a haz-mat suit, honey. Remember, mommy only wants to protect you."
I can't imagine why I loved that place as a kid. I actually preferred the other other one (Showbiz?) But Uck's would do just fine when I needed a pizza and arcade fix!
I have been a parent for 26 child years and have yet to set foot in said establishment.
i think i should get an award.
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