Unshowered. Unshaven. Dirty. Sweaty. Covered in lawn weed 'n' feed. Getting sunburnt by the minute. This is nothing more than a reality check.
But ..... a reality check "on television".
Turn on ... tune in ... turn back off. Good choice.
.......................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
#97 of 365 (Second Go Around)
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